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  • H1B-GC
    04-10 04:41 PM
    163,000 applns for general and more than 31,200 applns for advanced degree.

    How come Freaking 'Loudoggs' say 400K Applications were received by USCIS on his show . Freaking lier.





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  • kumar1
    01-12 12:17 PM
    Don't do it. It is illegal.





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  • slowwin
    04-25 11:30 AM
    hello folks,
    I am switching jobs after an approved I140 and over 180 days from 485 receipt.
    I am expecting no problems when leaving my current company. but just incase they decide to revoke my 140,
    - is it ok to file AC21 after i receive the NOID if some thing happens or is it better to file AC21 now?

    one other complication is i will be changing address too. how long does it take for USCIS to update my new address in their records? the reason i am asking is if they send me RFE or NOID, i will totally miss the boat if they send it to the wrong address. i am sure they will send a copy to my attorney, but he works form my current employer and I will assume he is less likely to help. Does it help if i file G28 with my own name and my new address?

    I need to join my new job in 10 days and i hev give my crrent company a notice so it is a bit urgent. Please help.

    Thank you

    Rex

    Rex,

    1) It is better to send in an AC21 letter, when in doubt i.e, in case your employer revokes I-140., even though you have crossed 180 days threshold after filing for I-485/AOS.

    2) Retain your own lawyer and change G-28 to him/her. For changing G-28 to self is done by sending in a letter to USCIS saying that you are withdrawing the representation rights (for you) of the the previous lawyer.

    3) First Change address. Use AR-11 form. send it to the address shown on that form. secondly, Call the number on your I-485 and other receipts to update your new address.

    The proper sequence to follow is 3, 2, 1.

    Thanks,

    ----------------------------
    DISCLAIMER: Not a legal advise. This is my personal opinion. Consult an attorney to proceed.





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  • ash0210
    12-02 11:53 AM
    **** READ question 3 from May12,2005 MEMO (or search/read the full Memo)

    20 Massachusetts Avenue, NW Washington, DC 20529 HQPRD 70/6.2.8-P To: REGIONAL DIRECTORS SERVICE CENTER DIRECTORS From: William R. Yates /S/ Associate Director for Operations United States Citizenship and Immigration Services Department of Homeland Security Date: May 12, 2005

    Memorandum for Service Center Directors, et al.

    Q & A ON PROCESSING OF I-140 PETITIONS AND I-485 APPLICATIONS UNDER THE I-140 PORTABILITY PROVISIONS OF �106(C) OF AC21

    Question 3. What is �same or similar� occupational classification for purposes of I-140 portability?

    Answer:When making a determination if the new employment is the �same or similar� occupational classification in comparison to the employment in the initial I-140, adjudicators should consider the following factors:
    A. Description of the job duties contained in the ETA 750A or the initial I-140 and the job duties of the new employment to determine if they are the �same or similar� occupational classification.

    B. The DOT code and/or SOC code assigned to the initial I-140 employment for petitions that have a certified ETA 750A or consider what DOT and/or SOC code is appropriate for the position for an initial I-140 that did not require a certified ETA 750A. Then consider the DOT code and/or SOC code, whichever is appropriate for the new position to make a determination of �same or similar� occupational classification.

    C. A substantial discrepancy between the previous and the new wage. (See Question 5 of this section for further clarification).



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    Is it ok to have a title of Business Analyst and do software development? Programmer Analyst makes more sense for the position. Like wise Is it ok to have a programmer analyst title for a systems administrator? What kind of issues can one expect if the title and job duties/resume are not in sync?

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  • ramakrishna_ram
    06-14 07:40 PM
    Thank you for your inputs. I really appreciated for your help. We went to Detective office and he allowed my sister only to question. He asked couple of questions regarding that family and theft. My sister explained him that she don't know about that situation. It took about 20 minutes time there. We have below questions still remains in our mind.

    1) Do we really required a Lawyer to protect?
    2) I believe they should have proper information to arrest or accuse right?
    3) We know my sister is innocent but feeling insecure for being happend. so what are all the chances to again question my sister?.

    After viewing your messages here, we realized it is wrong to go to Detective office but we went this morning

    Please help me in this





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  • justsomeguy
    07-12 06:29 PM
    fellow legal immigrations - this is my first posting on immigrationvoice.
    i have been following this site very closely and first of all let me congratulate the IV team - you are all doing a terrific job!

    now, i have read a lot of threads where employees say their employers do not give them the I-140 receipt numbers or the approved I-140s. this is sick! this is worse than bonded labor. employers with good ethics do not play such dirty tricks. this just plain sucks :mad:

    clearly, there are rules from the uscis itself that you can port your priority date to another firm as long as your labor + 140 have been approved. so NOBODY has the moral right to withhold your 140 or labor approvals. i keep hearing that "140 belongs to the company" .. good.. but what the heck does that mean ? does that mean there are laws that permit PD porting but in a way you cannot really do that coz certain companies are not willing to give u the approved 140s?... is this FAIR ? or is it time to put this as another ACTION ITEM to make it illegal for companies to withold 140 from their employees especially if they want to switch jobs ??? something to chew on...
    peace!



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  • greencard_fever
    08-04 04:45 PM
    call USCIS and ask them about the problem. If you get a good IO, they will open a ticket to consolidate. Try until, you get someone who sounds knowledgeable. Then take a infopass at your local office after a week to see if that helps any. I did that and took a infopass for this friday to check at local office. My PD is nov 2004. I will keep you posted.

    I have checked with one of my co-worker who has two different A#'s too..is this is common..any way i am going to call USCIS and ask them





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  • mbartosik
    03-24 01:52 PM
    audio streaming archives are available 1 to 2 hours after the show. Check here http://wamu.org/programs/kn/08/03/24.php#20155.

    Our segment was about 40 minutes in. My web streamer won't allow fast forward, don't know if limitation is the client or the server. Robert and Ron go through the standard Pro / Anti H1B arguments for the first 40 minutes. I didn't want to be part of that.

    I hate listening to my own voice, thanks for the complements, it will make listening to my own voice less cringing.



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  • conchshell
    09-17 11:06 AM
    Keep calling guys ...





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  • reallow23
    12-25 10:06 AM
    I just receive the best Christmas gift I could ever ask for?? My name check and background check is clear after 2 years.....Now I'm receive my GC so I can start traveling......All my interview was approve so now they are (order card)....Enjoy ur Holiday.......



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  • walker15
    02-18 11:23 PM
    Don't give it up. Try all options like Infopass, congressman. Convince your attorney or talk to a different attorney. Worth spending little amount to get advice from a different attorney.

    Dates won't be current in near future by looking at the way EB2'S went Unavailable and EB3 being moving at snails pace.





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  • haider420
    06-13 09:46 AM
    Yes you can.

    firstly, thanks for replying.

    I just wanted to be clear about this. So if I maintain my F1 status somehow by enrolling at kaplan/community college and then find a research job which is willing to sponsor for H1B, I can apply any time of the year for this class through non-profit organization/institute of higher education?

    do you have any govt. links where I could find more info on this? Any input of yours will be greatly appreciated!!!!



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  • GCDream
    02-20 08:12 PM
    Here is what I have after analyzing the FLC Data Center MDB files

    >2001 May 8 = 504 Certified Labors
    2002 = 79784 Certified Labors
    2003 = 62912 Certified Labors
    2004 = 43582 Certified Labors

    Total: 186782 Certified Labors
    The above data is for world

    Let's say India is 25% of world and 75% of India is in EB3

    This gives 186782 * 0.25 * 0.75 = 35022 for India from 2001 to 2004

    Since the country of the alien is available for Perm, let's use it for 2005 and 2006

    2005 India = 1350
    2006 India = 22298

    Total for India in 2005 and 2006 = 23648

    Pending in BEC: 111000
    Applying the same formula for India EB3: 111000 * 0.25 * 0.75 = 20812

    Total for India in all years till Dec 2006 = 35022 + 23648 + 20812 = 79482
    Let's say 20% labors are duplicate or deserted. This gives 79482 * 0.80 = 63586

    Total for India in all years till Dec 2006 with Dependents = 63586 * 2.2 = 139889

    Total EB3 visas for India in a year: 140000 * 0.07 * 0.286 = 2802

    Without any Law:
    139889/2802 = 50 Years

    Assuming CIR passes with
    1. Dependents not counted
    2. EB visas increased from 140,000 to 650,000
    3. Per country quota raised to 10%
    4. Exempts advanced degree holders

    Total EB3 India visas per year = 650,000 * 0.1 * 0.286 = 18590

    Total for India in all years till Dec 2006 without dependents: 63586

    Assuming 20% have advanced degree holders = 63586 * 0.2 = 12717

    Total for India in all years till Dec 2006 without dependents and advanced degree holders

    = 63586 - 12717 = 50869

    For India EB3 Priority date to reach Dec 2006 = 50869/18590 = 2.7 Years

    Conclusion

    Without Law: 50 Years :confused:
    With Law: 2.7 Years :D





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  • SlowRoasted
    06-08 07:17 PM
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    tsk tsk, voting for yourself :bad:



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  • topgun_gc
    07-12 11:05 AM
    Vivek,

    Can you please share more.? My company also deals with Littler Global, and have not heard such news as of now.



    Our lawyer Company has decided to file the AOS application in July

    I work for a big 5 Software company & our lawyer Littler Global had taken a stand on July that they will not file our AOS application after the June VB was revoked/amended on July 2nd.

    Surprisingly , today we have received a mail from them that that keeping in view our best interest they have decided to file our AOS case in July regardless of CIS receipting them.

    Wanted to share this information as it may be helpful for you folks too ...

    Vivek





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  • manderson
    03-01 02:01 PM
    Well my RD is not current I plan to call NSC periodically to find out if my case has been assigned to an IO yet. If the next step is pre-adjudication, then great, but I have doubts about that.

    does it reflect on online status? How else can we find out that one's case has been pre-adjudicated... LUD?? or any specific status?? or only IO can tell??



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  • anu_t
    06-17 05:27 PM
    There are some people who would be Happy , worry free even if their Dates are not current. Even they are patiently waiting for their turn since 2003.
    And then I see this kind of questions. Makes me just frustrated. :mad:





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  • srikondoji
    01-25 06:53 PM
    When decision making people or people at the top talk, then i believe there is a sense of realization about us.
    Atleast this should provide an easy opening of our case with top leaders.

    I am not saying that is it, they are dispatching GCs through Fed-Ex?
    If they did, i would be really surprised.





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  • Green.Tech
    08-05 05:41 PM
    Thanks for the response, folks.

    It will be interesting to hear from people who have or are required to sing certain contracts with their employers.

    I am assuming the employers logic can be that - "well we were the ones who really paid for your labor cert" and that may be true as far as DOL is concerned. But my logic is if I reimburse you that money a year or two down the line, doesn't that mean that eventually I had to pay for my labor cert :)

    I am also interested to know what kind of contracts the employers are having people sign - reimburse us if you leave within a certain time frame (2 or 3 years from when your GC process was initiated by the company) or are the contracts more like - reimburse us full amount no matter when you leave during pending GC process.





    bluez25
    07-16 01:58 AM
    i guess I am going to be in trouble in case I have to get a new PCC. I will try and get a new one when I reach India. Also update to my status is that chennai consulate has sent a letter to my local address in India about the interview appointment date.





    amulchandra
    01-16 08:19 PM
    I have applied for an H1b transfer with out paystubs. I am eligible to work from oct 1st 2007. But in my case too I did not get any project as a consultant but got 2 fulltime direct job offers. I accepted one. I stared working for them from the day they filed my transfer with USCIS. The problem is that I did not receive any receipt notice but today when I went online and checked my old approved H1b I see a message that on JAN 16 th 2008 we approved your petition and sent you an approval notice. So can anyone tell me what is this?Should I assume that my H1b transfer got approved?

    Thank you very mcuh for your inputs.

    amulchandra



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